I agree it’s got downsides but so does appointing judges for life and making them unaccountable to anyone or anything.

They’re both just different realms of Purgatory

Reminds me of that W. Kamau Bell line: “You know gentrification is bad when white people start complaining about it. ‘I remember when that coffee shop WAS A DIFFERENT COFFEE SHOP!!!!’”

It’s more like “I don’t want my kid who is mildly athletic and [insert any ethnicity] getting steamrolled by a team of IMG Academy-level kids who all will play D1.” In PA, private schools were excluded from public school state championships for a really, really long time for these exact “recruiting” reasons. They…

I think it was Jesus who spake: “And lo, do teach unto thy children that money, it doth talk, while the bullshit, it doth walk.”

On a positive note, what a cute baby!

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

For your sake, you had best hope that the son of that accent doesn’t read your comment.

4 dudes, 1/2 a chin in the group...

You know who I blame for Polio? Jonas Salk. He was always talking about polio, and working on a vaccine for polio. Just always bringing up polio. He obsessed about polio the way Jan obsessed about Marcia. If he had just ignored the polio it would have gone away. In fact, I think he was guilty of reverse polio, which…

Trump attempting to show compassion is like reading VCR instructions written in English, translated into Japanese, then back into English

The best part is when he turns around to see if anyone was running at him.

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

See? This is exactly when white folks don’t appreciate the depth of their privilege. I mean ... I can understand her disillusionment at being arrested for petting a dog that wasn’t hers, which I’m pretty sure she didn’t realize still falls under Statute 416: Don’t touch my hair.

He doesn’t even deserve the happiness that mariachis bring. He needs to get tuba’d everywhere from now on.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Damn, and here I thought bringing this light skinned baby along to a high stakes park heist would have been the perfect cover.

Foiled again by these observant white people.

Same basic shit happened in Riverside CA this week - some nazi shit head decided to start harassing a Muslim women in a Coffee Bean. Thankfully the other customers started yelling at him and then the supervisor refused to serve him because he was a racist douche. https://www.pe.com/2018/05/15/riverside-barista-refuses-…

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