From what I understand, comedy is a back-and-forth between the energy of the crowd and the directions the performer guides them towards.

All the better!

You can’t lose what you ain’t never had.
— Muddy Waters

Look, we all know that people from Boston can be, if not the worst, at least on the short list of worst fans in sports.

Live *with* Yoko to underscore the importance of this concept.

Holy shit those cigarette fuckers have always been the worst evil geniuses.

peak name-comment synergy

*the ghost of Raymond Chandler nods gravely*

Yeah, I love animals but I’m Team Human all the way.

One normal killing move for such cats is to actually bite at the base of the skull from behind, where they can use their canines to separate a cervical vertebrae from its neighbor. That allows the shake to snap the spinal cord.

I hope his family got to eat the fucker.

That’s only my Chippendale’s stage name.

*large pull, exhales* *nods*

I played soccer with a great couple (she was more than good enough to play on our “men’s” team, and did) who got married after years of being together, but having beers after a game one Sunday afternoon they mentioned their anniversary (more than a year before their marriage) and I was like, “Well, there’s different…

*BZZZT*

Ashley Feinberg said, “Fuck Univision.”

Justice dictates that mercy positively correlates to repentance.

And if it works it will be another case of genius being easy to explain and accept as something obvious after the genius points it out to everyone.

I find tradition to almost without exception be an excuse to keep acting ignorantly, if not positively badly. And the primary enemy of tradition is always people with new ideas.

Your only point is incorrect.