All he has left is Rudi the Insane.

I know, right? Like how many more would there be without all the gloves!?

Yeah, that was confusing on my part and the segue was shit to nonexistent :-)

Something needs to be done,
about victims, a badge and gun.

Now I will only think of MLS as “Minor League Soccer”.

Another pro athlete on his way home from doing Charity (the dancer, not the selfless work of using one’s position and wealth to uplift one’s community).

I’m gonna use that.

Another good woman wronged by the dipshit patriarchy.

As long as you know you’ve already peaked, everyone here will allow you keep grinding in mediocrity until your gnarled hands can no longer dick “Publish” :-)

I would. Baseballs hit by professionals are LETHAL to human beings, not to mention my bare hands.

I love it when my cynicism is proven wrong, but it rarely is.

One of my fav documentaries of all time is:

Your idea is not stupid AT ALL. It is just going against the grain of American cultural inertia, but that’s an absolutely necessary point of view in 2018.

God bless J. J. Watt for his service to goodness itself, by using his platform to show how generosity to random strangers can create a measure of joy out of tragedy (and he has already begun reaping his reward of joy for this magnanimous act). Most professional athletes buy $1700 Gucci sweatshirts and spend their…

It’s a world full of suckers, some of whom even have cool accents.

Brewing alcohol requires cooking. With atmospheric CO2 at its highest levels in 800,000 years, it has become immoral to support the alcohol industry.

Their secret affiliations take them down dark roads few humans can fathom, because most people do not seek to deliberately become more evil, even if most people do not specifically seek to become better people.

They are evil.

Thank you very much for this.

Now y’all know why you’re getting those “enhancement” ads.