Even the Muslim Students’ Association at my liberal arts college placed women at the back of the prayer room.

Props for the flip-flops, tho.

Cavs had no choice.

The best outcome is the Celts, but only if Kyrie has to go back to the Cavs.

LeBron is leaving because the Cavs traded Kyrie, and he’s not wrong.

Great, let’s celebrate an alcoholic’s suicide. How very woke they are.

Who’s the asshole, me or the guy who drinks himself to suicide leaving behind an 11 year old daughter?

Speaking of Bourdain, my wife and I literally this week watched him for the first time ever (no teevee, see), with a DVD from his “layover” series, courtesy our awesome public library system.

Imagine your office photos, Ms. Thiesen, if you didn’t have have Keyser, Wagner, Myers and Moskovitz, and Coach Greenwell.

Because words have meaning, LeBron is the MVP, no matter who actually wins it.

LeBron is not just the GOAT player, he’s *THE* Basketball Genius.

Hopefully, they’ll be paht of his fine theuh.

Anuthuh sobuh spectatuh theuh.

Look, a significant portion of NFL players get drafted with the brain damage already firmly established.

Wait until he learns that you taught him to piss all over his bathroom every time he pees because many men believe they have to be he-men and stand when they pee. *Tim Allen grunting sound*

The only “Awkwafina” I know is bottled filtered tap water.

why do they all look miserable

Well, we do know which of those people are single.

But these women can’t be comfortable in those heels, right?!

The only person that is involuntarily celibate is a person without hands ;-)