I’ll allow it.

...egg noodles and ketchup

I say Russell Crowe should get Master and Commander going again

Bugger! Beat me to it!

My instinctive reaction to “Here’s everything you need to know about the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial” was “nothing.” I don’t need to know a single thing about this shitshow.

it iss worth highlighting —> it is worth highlighting

Ugh. I was on set the days that Ron Jeremy filmed his cameo for Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. You don’t actually work with Ron Jeremy; he just shows up and acts like a weirdo. I watched him use his hand to scrape a row of frosting off a sheet cake, then rub it onto a slice of bread to make a...frosting…

that our major beef with the Razzies is not so much their general mean-spiritedness, but the sheer lack of creativity with which they express it

This year’s curator of the Oscar In Memoriam list?  That’s right, Frank Stallone.

Lol, thank you. No, really, I see it from time to time and wonder if it’s some new version I missed.

Johnny Carson died in 2005, not 1995, as it currently states in the article.  

Dylan is probably a fair comparion, but I’d say he exceeds Springsteen by a fair bit.

It definitely wouldn’t have happened to this Koogler

To be fair, why? They are both adults and if she is happy with it, good for her.

If they want it to be true to the games there should also be a 45 minute sequence where he runs around an old ruin looking for some way to advance to the next area before just saying “F—- it” and checking a Gamefaqs walkthrough.

“Referencing that episode, it seems like there’s this idea that context doesn’t matter, which was a common critique about the blackface sketch, and which seems worrying”

Approximately 95 percent of the nerd news sites you may frequent will begin their article announced the return of Futurama with “Good news, everybody!”

1 million stars!

Take your damn star.

What Lies Beneath is like Zemeckis’ sixth worst movie.