Berry looks like a boxing trainer from a '50s B movie.

More AV Club bitching usually equates to more AV Club coverage, so expect a thousand articles about this thing.

That shot at a certain movie’s subtitle would probably hold more weight if you hadn’t fucked up said subtitle.

It’s just you.

Harry Jaglom? Is he Henry's brother?

That’s some pretty fucked-up shit, listing a bunch of entertaining flicks about hired killers as a way of ending a story about an actual human being who contemplated a suicide-for-hire scheme.

The "3" in the title of the last one he directed seemingly referred to the number of villains he wasted, so who the hell wants to see him fuck up four?

*perplexed grunting noise*

Davis Grubb is the name of the book's author.

My dad used to say "throwed." And "knowed." Before you ask, no, my parents weren't related by blood.

This is the same Roddenberry who employed the casting couch and gave roles to both of his mistresses, right?

Fuck.

Shouldn’t "Conning People Into Thinking They're a Good Band" be #1?

Too late.

Weird that the kid from the show turned out to be stable and intelligent, while the mom turned out to be an election-denying, conspiracy-touting nutjob. 

This is the creative genius who keeps penning 'Magnificent Seven' remakes, right? 

Have it on good authority she's playing the hairless cat Thufir has to milk.

Drew Gillis

You need to calm down. (Apologies if you're not a chick.)

It was in no way a critical success. Have you actually read a wide range of the reviews from when it was released? And saying IV made more money because it stayed in theaters longer is a specious argument. IV stayed in theaters longer because it was making money.