Does she have a separate husband-melting gaze reserved for when his dumb ass cheats on her?

It's "going to bullfights on acid," dammit!

Elizabeth Smart

I preferred him when he was making smart, incisive jokes about a 14 -year-old being kidnapped and raped.

’The Insider’ is Mann’s best film. (Somebody had to do it. Might as well be me.)

Bet she still can't cook.

This reads like you paid your little brother to do your homework.

Oh look, another AV Club ranking where what should be #1 is listed as #2.

So it's a remake of 'Airport '77'?

Can’t we just use "idiot" to cover both scenarios?

It will.

It will.

I think most people are waiting for the Snyder Cut.

Really, how long is Marvel going to keep doing this thing that gets press every time they do it?

Somebody tell Barsanti his crush’s movie is bombing.

Remember when Barsanti's stupidity was confined to weekends?

Don't act like you fuckers wouldn't squeeze at least two articles out of every episode.

Why? So you can pinch it?

The AV Club!

Professor Professorson is in a wheelchair. And he's still stirring the sauce.