To this day whenever ‘Heroes Reborn’ is mentioned it immediately brings to mind Rob Liefeld’s catastrophic drawing of Captain America.

There’s one of those ‘Previously on Bust a Nut in Grandma’s Butt’ catch-ups at the beginning.

No. Wait, yes.

Dear Joe,

This story reminds me of one of my favorite movie titles:

You know why Baptists don’t have sex standing up? 

I’m laughing my ass off imagining one of the paralegals at that law office on the phone trying to get their deposit back from the limo rental place.

Certainly explains the presence of the three bears.

That’s because it’s virtually impossible to make that movie any less funny...

Ill be in my bunk

Those aren't boueys!

Except Master & Commander is actually good. 

Lol EXACTLY. I’ve made my point in other comments, but the gist is that she wasn’t ‘cast by Hollywood’ in this film; she literally made this project happen. Furthermore, the subject matter of the film itself specifically includes commentary on the couple’s age difference and its highly problematic nature in the movie i…

Mine is “Little sibling gets to play too”, which wasn’t great for D&D but got downright uncomfortable on my wedding night.

I believe women are allowed to make their own choices on age gaps when they are 30 or older. We must treat them like children before that.

Interesting observation. As the father of a teenage daughter now, maybe it would be worth revisiting that film. Except that would require me watching it again, and fuck that noise.

No no, she’ll replace the female boss. That way she can yell at Kevin James while creating a Sam/Dianne-type relationship, culminating in a big fat NASCAR wedding at Talladega in the season three finale.

Say what you will about Ariel, he was great in The Little Mermaid.

When do they replace his wife with Leah Remini?

There’s dozens of us...DOZENS! Also: