You should have pled a Velvet Underground reference defense and state the “37" is related to this gem (posting the Big Star version cause I love it and I push that band like a Jehovah Witness)

Call me very cautiously optimistic about a new Clerks animated series. The original was better than both the movies.

Good to know someone was calling her by the right name...

In related news, Jessie Spano is back in rehab after losing her thirty year long battle with caffeine.

She also reminds me of Challenger, the yellow crying plastic dog bank.

Sarah lost 50k+ followers the same week Twitter purged 70k Qanon accounts, which raises the question of what she did to piss off the other 20k.

It’s a free market, dummy. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and earn those followers back with good old-fashioned hard work!

Excuse me, because it’s a great setting, I’m a sucker for fantasy, and this damn soundtrack pulls me right in -

“You better turn and walk away / might learn to love another day.”

Maybe the real tasered balls were the friends we made along the way?

First they came for the violent agitators but I said nothing because I was not a violent agitator.

The funniest shit I’ve seen over this today is people crying out that the government should take charge and take control of social media.   It’s like they are so afraid of socialism yet don’t really understand what it is.  

Meanwhile Sean Connery greets him in Heaven like, “Once again Trebek, I came first! Just like your mother did last night!”

and then suddenly, they both hear a laugh in the distance, moments later, in walks Turd Ferguson.

I’m picturing some ethereal afterlife in which he is looking annoyed that Sean Connery has just picked “Anal Bum Cover” for his Jeopardy question.

For what it’s worth, Minaj has always contended that she didn’t know she was sampling Chapman when she recorded “Sorry,” and was instead using elements from Shelly Thunder’s “Sorry”—which is a reggae cover of Chapman’s song

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Balthazar Getty’s address*

Who?  (just kidding, I don’t really care enough about who this MAGAt is to google him)

Oh, it’s a game that stared in Hawaii played with these paper milk caps...

Tanya Roberts emerging from the water in Beastmaster was an important step in the puberty of thousands of young boys.