They won’t let in a film crew, so while in the hospital Dr Drew will have only a mirror with which to leer at his own pain.

Isn’t The Witches a ‘90s movie, given that it came out in 1990?

Does Art Buchwald get a writing credit on the script? 

You are conflating two distinctly different issues, Alex. And you seem to realize this very clearly, but it doesn’t seem to stop you from writing an article of ill consideration.

Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!

You’d think that 32 years after the original movie, Eddie and Arsenio wouldn’t need make-up to play old men.

I’d boycott them, but I’m worried I’ll look like the incels who quit Rage Against the Machine when they “suddenly” got political.

Plus his dad is Darth Vader!

“Zack Snyder, who is currently working on completing his painfully-hyped cut of the DC superhero film.” - You mean the one this site posts about at every possible opportunity, and then some? :P

Put 2020 in the cargo hold.

I’m shocked that this is your stance on this. Do better.

JS&MN only gets better in the last 160 pages. I love that damn book so much.

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell is one of my all-time favorite books. It is a bit of a challenge though, so kudos.

Spoiler alert: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell does the complete opposite of going to absolute shit in its final 160 pages.

On the good Western front -- Larry McMurtry’s Lonesome Dove is one of the best novels, full stop. It is very long but that is part of what makes it so good, it is a book you live in. Not so much gunslingers -- it’s about a cattle drive from Texas to Montana -- but there is gunplay and violence, including a character…

so skilled, in fact, that he once bragged of torturing the god of torture.

He’s right though, it’s not his character. He’d never help a child.

To make it interesting Clarice will be a single gal in NYC and she’ll have to juggle her career, her friends, her nagging mom and deciding between which of three perfect suitors she wants to marry.

That Hitler sure was a stinker.