Well played

I assume HBO Max will pick it up after a massive fan outcry. RELEASE THE SCHNEIDER CUT!

Honest to blog?!

You can say that again.

*Kevin Spacey has entered the chat*

*Woody Allen has entered the chat*

I am ashamed to say that made me laugh.

Well, now we know where all of Cats’ buttholes went.

I blame Woodrow F Call for not acknowledging his paternity

It’s a miracle he didn’t catch such a terrible disease from from Gavin Newsom’s sloppy seconds.

“Nooo! Why couldn’t it have been Eric?!” ~ President Trump

“I lived them, it wasn’t so bad” - probably because you’re the exact type of person Reagan and his administration liked - a white, straight, neurotypical , middle class American man. I know it’s the big scary no-no word these days, but y’know what that’s called? Privilege. It’s best you start recognizing you lived a…

My copy of Die Hard on VHS broke last year. I'll take this as a sign.

Given the era the film is set in, when novelizations had a huge presence on drug store and supermarket paperback racks, this is not only appropriate but kind of charming. Of course we all know Allan Dean Foster will actually write the thing and receive no credit.  

Teal Seam 6

It’s not that complicated. He assaulted a stranger. Thankfully Moranis wasn’t critically injured, or killed. That he was arrested is a good thing.

“and drink some cherry wine uh huh”

Someone please define what happens to someone exactly when they are “cancelled”? I still am not sure what “cancelled” entails.

Qanonye.