Why the fuck would you include a shitty cover version of his signature song?

I dunno if Kidman would be cheaper. You'd have to de-age her AND remove all that bad plastic surgery.

The AI bot would've put more effort into this.

He’s played by Captain Kangaroo, as the header pic makes clear.

‘Back to School' slaps. Fuck him.

Just say she went back to her home planet. Be about as realistic an anything else on the show.

In other words, rehab.

This article is to “fridging” what that Alanis song is to "ironic."

Houston's performance is undeniably virtuosic. Some of the best lip-syncing you'll ever see.

The union recently mentioned that the idiots in charge intend to test it in the near future. What we get now is just shitty writing.

I hear you guys will soon be publishing AI-created content. Starting to think that will be an improvement.

I didn't know Gawker was back.

Fucker doesn't have an ATM card?

Twenty bucks says it won't be.

Lucky bastard. All the hookers my parents hired for me were ugly.

Remember when those dudes planned to turn 'Captain Marvel' into a flop and 'Alita' into a blockbuster? That was good stuff.

Here's the correct answer: nobody.

I asked. She coughed up the biggest hairball I've ever seen.

I live in a small town in the Deep South. I hear more than enough Fox shit from my family and neighbors.

You included a link to fucking Fox News? My cat could Google this shit and find nine better sources.