The AV Club is making cracks about something starting strong but ultimately turning into a pile of shit? Welp, that’s enough irony for today.

In a row?

I got a Big Jay Oakerson notification for this?

Thirty-seven minutes? So long enough for him to move the camera twice?

And then Kramer wouldn’t let Jerry use his shower because the other tenants were mad about the no hugging policy.

Start with ‘The Road.’ Starting with 'Blood Meridian' would be, well, hoo-boy.

Going on vacation this summer? 'Blood Meridian' would be the perfect read.

Miller was on 'All That'?

Look at Barsanti out here trying to make a mountain out of something that doesn't even qualify as a molehill.

False alarm, folks. Turns out it was just the connect-the-dots section of a child’s placemat from Denny’s. Those two idiots only thought it was a map of North Korea.

Stop whining. You know you fuckers are going to use this as an opportunity to make nine slideshows about the franchise.

They’ll probably kill this show too. It'll be back a couple days later.

Isn’t this the same guy who said the character-resurrecting Fast & Furious franchise didn’t show any sign of slowing down?

That’s Ted Turner and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Yeah. I don't know why Snyder didn't make Cavill use one.

Gazing back into you. Dunno how you missed it.

I like how that section concludes by describing the Kong who literally exposes Jessica Lange’s tits as “less rapey.”

Expect a call from Ralph Bakshi's agent.

He did in “Brunch with Mulva.”

Drop “Batdance.” Add “Pope” somewhere in the top 20.