I'll never forgive him for asking Candy Dulfer to cover half her face.

Hammer eats both of them, chokes to death on his own vomit. Win-win!

So ‘It Chapter Two’ belongs on this list but ‘Lawnmower Man’ doesn’t? Keep up the bad work, Mills.

Looking forward to the site's insightful commentary on the next guy she fucks.

A couple of these are genuinely awful, so I have to wonder why you'd pick them over the genuinely good 'Dead Zone' movie.

William Hughes is writing expectedly stupid articles.

Just gonna assume you've somehow never seen “Amazon Women in the Mood.”

I hear he’s now developing a show about his thirties. Working titles are ‘Mulaney Do Coke’ and ‘Mulaney Do Someone Who Isn’t His Wife.'

I think he meant when compared to Holden.

What the hell "phenomenal final line" are you referring to?

Hot take!

Yeah. Typically to add a few more errors.

That sound you hear is members of my generation screaming about the omission of 'The Lost Boys.'

“I was angry for a minute that the two people who absolutely didn’t need the cash had no interest in doing this thing the rest of us were doing just for the cash."

The best part of the Deadline interview is when he talks about his attempt to make 'Casino Royale' and comes off looking like a fool. 

Lemme answer your question with a question: Did people stop loving Olivier when he did shit like ‘The Betsy,' ‘The Jazz Singer,’ ’Inchon,’ and ‘Wild Geese II’?

Are those his real ears?

“It feels like inventing problems where they didn’t exist.”

I always have trouble picking sides in fights between attention whores, so thanks for this.

Half-assing is too hard!