Whaddya mean? His Mossad training is what allowed him to resist being brainwashed by Klytus.

The fuck does “Lee’s Dracula is a preserve nightmare” mean? He’s been pickled and put in a Mason jar?

Ready Player One

War of the Worlds needs a parenthetical similar to the one you gave Hellboy 2.

I hear Ben Shapiro snapped up the rights to 'Custer's Revenge.'

That’s impressive, sure, but imagine how much it could've made if Leguizamo had bought a ticket.

She was 15 when she and Besson started dating, 16 when they got married, almost 17 when their daughter was born. Her assaulting someone from a magazine that reported on the allegations against Besson would be the fucked-up cherry on the top of a fucked-up sundae.

Oh definitely.

Mars is 71. They can probably just ride this one out.

Step One: Take him down easy.

The dude to the left of Trump isn't a mutant. He's Burn Victim Woody Harrelson.

Robin Goodfellow’s present whereabouts are unknown.

Are you new here? We're lucky they even corrected it.

“The late Val Kilmer"? What, you think when he died in 'Maverick' he actually died?

The hell? What about Pawnee's own JJ's Diner?

Can confirm.

Texas Monthly, believe it or not.

Speaking of cocaine-binged but beloved, remember when Sean O'Neal worked here?

Is his face guy from Easter Island?

‘The Natural' is the sort of corny hokum that gives corny hokum a bad name. Best thing about it is Caleb Deschanel's cinematography.