Did the pirate guy buy his ship from Chris Foss?

You missed the word "movie" in the title of the post.

Vermithrax still looks great, and that 4K of ‘Dragonslayer’ is sweet. Smaug, on the other hand, looks just as phony as all of the other effects in those bloated snoozefests.

Are you sure Wild Wild West didn't run three hours?

Damn, is every presidential candidate being subjected to unlawful raids?

Her best performance is pretending Shia LaBeouf would be a good father.

They brought in a new writer? Jesus Christ, no! That always leads to disaster.

Which type of implants did you get, saline or silicone?

Think he’d be saying this if the movie hadn’t lost money?

Ofcourseitis.

Volunteerproofreader is gonna have a field day with this one.

Godfuckingdammit.

There better be a 4K disc of this. We got ‘The Last Waltz’ last year, so it’s only fair to give the other contender for Greatest Concert Flick the same treatment.

Waiting for the inevitable “Jamie Lee Curtis Hospitalized After Confusing Oscar for Butt Plug” headline.

Remember the time a cop found coke in her handbag and she claimed the handbag couldn't be hers because it was too cheap? 

Where's 'Airplane!'?

‘Where the Boys Aren't 15' gets my vote.

Only reason to bring back Jackson is so he can record a prologue apologizing for 'The Hobbit.'

An article about correcting mistakes on a site that rarely corrects its own mistakes. I’m going back to bed.

That was also the year Warren Beatty won for directing one of the most boring movies I’ve ever seen. Banner year for bad decisions.