Shawshank was a flop upon release, and how often does a flop win Best Picture?

He was dressed as the guy who pranked this site into writing an outrage article a couple days ago.

You forgot Ordinary People, Chariots of Fire, A Beautiful Mind, Chicago, Kramer vs. Kramer, and Rain Man.

This is fucking pathetic.

It’s also about as realistic as ‘Saved by the Bell: The College Years.’

Yep.

Hard to imagine this being worse than movie, which had one good joke: the “First Served, First Come” sign for the orgy.

Me too. ‘L.A. Confidential’ is fucking amazing, but it’s a loose adaptation, so there’s still room for a more faithful one. I wanna see that shit with the trains.

Yep. 

‘Boxcar Bertha’? Nope. ‘New York, New York.’

Norm did. It was his reward for decorating it.

Imagine Barsanti calling out someone for making bad jokes.

What, is 'Caligula' not a popcorn movie?

Girl fight! Girl fight!

Going back in time and taking a flamethrower to the manuscript is the only acceptable change you could make to that book.

I love it when you lazy asshats recycle one of these lists without bothering to update. Bunch of these aren’t on Max right now.

They were only going to use her name? 

What a fresh take!

Wednesday: ‘Cocaine Bear’ is one of Hollywood’s best beast vs. man flicks.

So did ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ make it tough for you to love the rest of the movies?