I hope his deepest wish is to help two doofuses complete their history project.

You damn right.

I'm pretty sure the day her episode of ‘The Muppet Show’ first aired is the day I started puberty. 

The only part of the first one that rises above 'ok' is the opening sequence, which is fucking great. Movie peaks way too damn early.

No, but it does borrow quite a bit from 'Berlin Alexanderplatz.'

I got a Koogler notification for this?

It’s simple: Barsanti is an idiot.

Worst AMC idea since the Pacer.

I’ll wait for the ‘Money Train’ remake.

Poor Beyonce. Guess she’ll have to go back to cashing fat checks for performing in gay-friendly Dubai.

Remember the time this site dedicated a week to interviews with John Landis?

Raja Gosnell would be shocked to hear Gunn directed it.

Or "Suspicious Minds" whenever the Reverend Mother shows up.

Well duh....

Not me!

It was one of her personalities in 'Sybil.'

Now get him to admit 'L.A. Confidential' should've won Best Picture and Director.

They came in the mail, much like samples of Tide.

Every review of this should consist of five words: Your mom will like it.

Holy hell, she stole David Byrne's suit.