There’s another way Disney World is like Vatican City. Neither is a place you want to leave kids unattended.

“Mina Harker has appeared in numerous adaptations of Dracula, including Francis Ford Coppola’s 1992 version, starring Winona Ryder as Mina Harker.”

You guys should’ve spent a week whoring yourselves out to the cast and crew.  That really seems to have helped make Father Stu a smash.

Good news! They’re doing an article on you.

Will all of his new films have titles copped from his old films?

Catholics seek forgiveness for having protected sex.

Not even Andy Dick has done enough coke to think Andy Dick is funny.

Sarah Connor Chronicles is on Hulu.

You didn't ask him about working with Ron Jeremy? Missed opportunity.

Plagiarism? What do they cut off in Iran for that?

It can be two things.

Somebody ask him about the Snyder Cut. And if he thinks Winds of Winter will ever be finished. Gotta complete the AV Club triumvirate.

Beat me to it. Fucking Kinja wasn't showing me your comment.

It was for Guest Actor.

You know who likes the In Memoriam segment at the Oscars? Crack whores.

It was supposed to be “imagine” but I didn’t catch it in time, you critical weirdo.

Jesus. Imaging honoring your late father by growing the same shitty mustache.

Do they shine because of body thetans?

Where's the pic of your sister?

Guess she's forgetting Siskel & Ebert dug it.