So it doesn't make me look taller? Damn.

What, this place is so desperate for content it's resorted to publishing term papers? 

Wish Barsanti would.

Keeping her plastic surgeon from going bankrupt?

Does filing for divorce when it becomes clear you can no longer hide your mistress’s pregnancy make you smug or creepy?

Be honest, Hughes, you guys don’t want him to finish it. When the Snyder Cut materialized you lost one of the things you loved to drone on and on about. There’s no way in hell you want to lose the other one.

Gyllenhaal dropped out 15 months ago. 

That's Mick Mars? Shit, I thought Toht had started melting.

I was expecting a parenthetical about how it’s best to pretend The Lego Movie 2 never happened.

Is that a fact?

Better not. That's how Michael Douglas got cancer.

He's waving his right hand while it's supposed to be in the box. Feh.

So I should skip what isn’t Spielberg’s worst movie and instead watch what is his worst?

Hope this turns out well. The movie's good, but it shortchanged a few aspects of the plot.

So you’re from the pre-Melissa Etheridge part of 1992?

Yep. Bungie stated last year they wanted to begin adapting Destiny for other media, and Sony can provide a big headstart for that.

Spoilers: She chews up her husband and spits him into the shark's mouth. No longer hungry, shark goes away.

What did Jamie Naughright think of it?

That guy could use a dude-bra. 

What time does the Super Bowl start?