Women who have bodies under their clothes must be condemned as the whores they are.

No you can't! A woman being sexual is the worst, most disgusting thing that I desperately want and feminism is totally all about women being valued by their sexuality and women are whores and why won't anyone have sex with me clearly I am owed it YOU'RE ALL WHORES COW TITTY WHORES.

I'm a World Trade Center survivor, dude. Our offices were on the 77th floor of Building One. I know exactly what the word means.

You can be nude and be a feminist too. So suck it, douchebags.

"I will also never save any of my own nudes to the Cloud or my laptop. In fact I delete them immediately usually."

yeah! Fuck people's right to privacy!

Anytime I hear the words "anesthesia stopped working" I feel like throwing up. You win.

So, some of you may have little bits of this already.

Clair Huxtable, Harriet Winslow, and Roseanne Connor raised me when my mother decided she had better things to do. I owe them a lot.

Clair Huxtable is why I'm a lawyer. I wanted to be her. I even moved to NYC. She was my childhood hero!

I had a really problematic pregnancy. When I delivered, I tore. Forward. This is apparently kind of rare, but I split up the middle toward my clitoris. I cannot explain how painful that was.

Either you used a stock photo or that is the nicest looking condemned house ever.

It may be one of those archaic laws that never got off the books, like "No using your carriage on Sundays" or something.

concealing an out of wedlock fetal death? That's a pretty specific crime.

Only the government can censor. Private citizens don't owe you shit.

You people need real problems.

Well, this guy hasn't snapped out of his cultural conditioning either.

"how many vaginas have you touched?"

Normal relationships are dynamic and unpredictable sometimes.