This is similar to the confusion I have surrounding my cousin's girlfriend.

Little girl? Really? She's a teenager.

No. Say what you will about rednecks, they are not down with child molesters.

This stories about a friend of a friend. It's short but it terrified me when heard it. This girl my friend was friends with went out to a bar near her flat with some friends one night. She went to order a drink and realised she had left her ID in her flat. She didn't live very far away so she just ran over there to…

I kept it when I found he'd cheated (she answered his phone and we chatted) and then I returned it to Tiffany. I got ALL the money.

I was staying in a hotel last year and was up working very late into the night. Finally, around 3 or 4am, I turned off the light and tried to get some sleep. The thing is, as soon as I did, I heard breathing. Rhythmic breathing, coming from the corner of the room. I tried to pretend it was the heater or a noise…

"One, Two, Three, Four, I Declare A Thumb War!"

The Angelina news deserved the actual moment and/or it's own 'caption this pic':

Not to get all shallow and materialistic but here's a closer look at what the Queen presented to Angelina Jolie. It's stunning and it's got a mouthful of a name, too: Insignia of an Honorary Dame Grand Cross of the Most Distinguished Order of St. Michael and St. George.

Actually, I find it rather fitting—almost symbolic, really, especially with her being partially submerged and obviously topless. Without going too in-depth, it gives me the impression of a shameless "fuck you." Lawrence shouldn't be compelled to apologize for her nudity—in fact, those who exploited ANY photographs of…

I get that the "it's my body and it's my choice" could play into it

"It's my body and it should be my choice."

Here's the full cover.

Hmm, yes, shallow and pedantic.

Typical HuffulePuff Hat

Science, socialism, and birthdays are the unholy trifecta of life's joy.

It really makes no difference to such deluded people what the author's own beliefs are. People regularly accuse Lord of the Rings of being somehow anti-Christian, even though Tolkien was the most devout and unwavering Catholic a person could possibly be.

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

Oh sweet Dumbledore amighty. If this woman really feels the need to go there, she can observe about the fact that J.K. Rowling herself is a semi-practicing Christian (I want to say Scottish Presbyterian) who feels that the Potter series has some parallels with faith-based virtues and justice systems? AND EVEN IF THEY…