I love the idea of watching the Nats stud trio try to win a 7-game series against that talented a lineup entirely by themselves.

I just can’t believe Universal’s lawyers didn’t see it coming and request at least a footnote on the signs advertising the souvenir cups. As noted, people are suing over pennies in discrepancies on receipts - putting an “unlimited” tag line on a product that comes with a hard limit that it’s likely someone is going to…

You’re obviously an evangelical Christian because you think we give a shit about your religion.

I’ve seen photos of these. They look like 20 or more ounces easy. Had Universal indicated that there’s a rate limit, it would have saved a lot of noise.

Whiskeypalian?

I love the hoops the author jumps through to NOT mention that this is an AR-15 multi-tool, even though it has Ruger branding and a carbon scraper for the bolt. I bet this can be used to convert them to fully-semi-automatic.

I love the hoops the author jumps through to NOT mention that this is an AR-15 multi-tool, even though it has Ruger…

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

I just want to read one article without having to mute “Hey Lauren, I like your top.” If I wanted to watch Kinja video content, I’d unmute the video, or click on the original links (the Punjabi-Canadian hockey story was excellent video journalism just btw). Auto-play audio is fucking annoying, no matter what site is…

Well, on one hand, we have what you say, which is not backed up by anything right now as nobody was assaulted in the stands here. And we have me, who notes that nobody was assaulted despite racist rhetoric being thrown around by the away fans. They were surrounded by people with every incentive to shut them up, and…

Clearly the answer isn’t fewer fans, it’s more fans! The only way to stop a false fan operation is to have a counter false fan operation of your own. The only way you can guarantee your opponent doesn’t have fans pretending to be your fans is to have your fans pretend to be their fans.

Why do “Recent Videos from Deadspin” auto-play, with sound?  It’s making me hate whomever appears in the videos. 

It’s been a banner fortnight for racism in English soccer. After the debacle in Sofia, wherein the England national team was racially abused by Bulgarian fans, the racism came home in an FA Cup match this weekend.

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

So good.

Friends fans who don’t realize TV is imaginary

“up that belongs to head”

Pretty sure Bevo is better off as a mascot, too.

As an aside, they keep saying “melt”-- they mean “dissolve”, you are not cooking your food at the 1500* F (800* C) that it takes to “melt” salt.