The brand is on the hook for an electrical shock just as much for a secondary buyer as it is for the first buyer, assuming the unit has been cared for properly and used in a normal manner. However, if I started a company called Supercharged Dyson where I bought a hundred Dyson vacuums, converted them to run off a 220…

“I can give you some free advertising, but it'll cost you."

I’d let Scherzer start no matter how badly he’s feeling. Don’t say anything about the injury ahead of the game. Put him out there, decline warm up pitches, intentionally walk the leadoff batter, then turn things over to a lefty or junkballer out of the bullpen. It would probably get me fined by the league, but would…

That is embarrassing. What the hell is a "corporate financer"?

I got a call from Open Table the morning after I’d had dinner at a fairly nice restaurant is reserved through their app, although when I got there it was clear I didn't really need a reservation. They wanted to know why I had made the reservation and then not gone, and that I had violated their TOS. When I told them I…

The 58" Sharp they promoted last week at $319 has 192, but that’s just an LED, not a QLED, and that Q makes all the difference.

The 58" Sharp they promoted last week at $319 has 192, but that’s just an LED, not a QLED, and that Q makes all the…

I give Zuckerberg a lot of credit not for his answers but for keeping it together and not calling it what it is. I’d probably make it to the second time they asked me a bullshit question without an answer (“Does your wife know you you socialize with well known lizardpeople such as the senator from Tennessee? It a…

Right, in the same way that a football defense should be able to prepare for an offense. Except every two yard gain gets replayed over and over again as a colossal failure on the part of the defense, and at one point the offense just decides that they're going to play basketball for a while.

“An indignant woman came up to inform everyone that the sign was offensive because it should be phrased “children with Autism” because “the children come first”.”

It stands directly in the way of the actor’s ability to lie about it. If you can no longer make up a fake name and fake age, what do you have left?

It’s interesting that a website would express concern about the online availability of the details of a celebrity’s personal life, while simultaneously publish multiple stories, blurbs, links every day about celebrities and their personal lives. Is it just that adult film actors’ legal names aren’t salacious enough to…

So what you’re saying is that unless everyone in the neighborhood is compulsive about washing out their recyclables, there’s really no point?

They’re yes or no questions, but they’re stupid gotcha questions that you’d be stupid to answer yes or no to.  

Not only that, they each have days if not weeks to prepare, with their full staff, five minutes of material. Conversely, he’s expected to respond on the spot for several hours across a wide variety of topics that may only be tangentially related to his company, and if he doesn’t know the answers or gives a bad response…

Let’s be honest, the Congresspeople are the ones actually testifying here.  He's just there so people will pay attention.  They make their points, and if they don't like what he says the cut him off, reclaim their time, and move on.  It's their time, right there in the name.  Their time to insult him and his…

Many of them aren’t learning. They’re just trying. It’s not much different than giving a four year old War and Peace and telling him to let you know when he’s learned how to read.

I think you’re right. On one hand, in the midst of a game you should be able to win, you almost have to do everything you can to win it. But it’s dangerous for that to be your mindset going into every game. Depending on three guys going on short rest and throwing out of the bullpen all series probably doesn’t work out…

Don’t worry, I'll be asking for a jury trial.

I don’t doubt it. But there’s probably nothing that says I have to drink it. If I want to pour cherry limeade down my pants they can’t stop me. This is why “All you (singular) can drink” is a better policy than “Unlimited refills.”

It looks like he could have just as easily played that ball legally in the box.  Did he just lose track of where he was?