So, her parents went through some kind of secret government research that gave them mild powers. Because of that (which changed their DNA) their combined genes created a girl with this power. They likely want to study her to see if they can find a way to match people with specific powers to make even better powers.…

I cannot wait for our current MCU Wong to end up falling in love with his multiverse twin and soulmate, and the two of them having a baby together who oddly turns out to be very caucasian.

I’m looking forward to when they find the universe where Wong is living in a South London tower block with an acerbic lifeguard.

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Well, at least they don’t have to worry about the child becoming undead.

Hello, Internet Police?  I’d like to report a Dad Joke.

This one hurts. Ghostbusters is/was a huge part of my life.

Trailer observation: The trailer opens with Markella Kavenagh’s character, a Harfoot named Tyra*, asking, “Haven’t you wondered what else is out there? There’s wonders in this world beyond our wandering.” The Harfoots are a tribe of primitive, nomadic Hobbits; along with the Fallohides and Stoors, their descendants…

In my headcanon, the Jetsons happen at the same time as Flintstones, only above them. 

Ín the ending of the movie Charlie was bullet proof, she just burned the bullets. Heavier weapons might have worked, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

Russia is a lost cause, from a democratic and societal point of view IMO. The wheels that’d require turning to get it anywhere near parity with other social democracies feel impossibly large. At a minimum, we’d have to wait for Putin to die, and hope his successor was weak enough, and pro-democractic groups strong &…

• I knew it was a Rodriguez episode the moment the Power Ranger scooters showed up. I did not enjoy Star Kids or Spy Wars or whatever.

Schadenfreude is the only goal of a leftist. 

That makes you a racist too chief. So youve literally made the problem worse and propagated more racism. Kudos on ensuring we will never have a post racial society. 

it was the line about Yoda. “He spoke that way, he spoke in Riddles” that sounded the most jarring to me, it lacked a “smile” so to speak that I know Luke would have had

It made me wonder if it wasn’t new dialog at all, but rather pasted-together clips of old line readings from the 80's that never got used.

Feel like “I love you, Man” should have gotten a shout out here.