Too busy grabbing pussy

Remember when Trump was criticizing Obama for playing golf so much?

And 2016 takes yet another victim!

Read the headline and just assumed he’d injured himself again. I guess we’ll have to wait until four or five minutes in to the game.

You know what’s hilarious? For the past eight years these types of people having being saying that Obama doesn’t represent them because he’s “foreign.” They have pushed factually incorrect accusations that Obama was born in Kenya or is secretly Muslim to justify their “patriotism.”

Can anyone explain that injury guarantee amount? $27.5m in year 2 of a deal that averages $15m/yr?

Soooo... is Joe Flacco’s backup elite?

Well, after the nuclear holocaust; there will be no one left to mourn.

I’m done. I’m fucking done. Fuck this hateful farce of a year.

I saw this from Patton Oswald’s twitter, and I agree, I think Carrie spoke through this person.

I’m not the religious sort, but sending alllll the most loving, comforting, warm vibes in the direction of Todd and Billie right now.

I hope Billie Lourde has some really great people in her life. She needs them right now. I don’t know what else to say, this just sucks.

Okay there’s stupid both sides. But enough with the both sides are bad narrative!

All you really need to know is that the left’s version of blowhards like Rush Limbaugh and Hannity could never get off the ground. That’s step one in believing fake news. You need influential and emotional people to tell you the news is fake and against your whole world view. If hamhocks like Limbaugh didn’t exist,…

1 In 4 Americans Thinks The Sun Goes Around The Earth, Survey Says

We should start fighting back with lunatic conspiracy theories of our own. Why are we bringing honesty to a propaganda fight?

Which brings up an interesting corollary question. Would you intentionally try to tear your acl for $30 million?

Mayonnaise on everything and subjugating brown people.

Sorry that MSM didn’t pick up on that joke for you, cuck! If you can’t see the connections, it’s probably because you watch CNN!

The Mavs are sitting dead last in the West.