How is Fitz 53? HOW ARE THOSE PRESIDENTIAL BALLS 53? I thought he was mid 40s, tops.

Was prepared to be mad, not so mad now. Thanks for getting it, bro.

Put it away already. Gah

No way. Unless it was a veggie cookie. He may have been fooled by a carrot chip once.

"When you sing your scales and your arpe-eh-eh-ggios!"

Why do we even HAVE these other Villains?

Boys can feel but they're allowed to be ugly sometimes.

Totally cool! I can relate! I "lost" mine at 21. I wanted to wait until I was in love, but I got tired of waiting. Even at 19 when I told people I was a virgin they were like "...you religious?" F*ck no!

The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) is also Samoan, I believe. And I've never heard it argued he was unattractive.

I hope whoever said that to you got exactly what s/he deserved.

I've had : "We just wanted to tell you that you're very pretty for a black girl."

ahh yes, i've had the your pretty for a black girl before

I just want to add our notion of beauty is tied to the western idea of beauty. Words that will always haunt me even when I am at my most confident, "You're pretty but not in a white girl way."

The worst part about this is that he exists.

I'm much more inclined to amorous behavior if a gentleman asks me to waltz.

She's way too good for him.

Maybe there's a reason his rabbit is so scary...

Was this the girl who ran away screaming? If so, he may have a point...

My thoughts exactly. I was mad that they shattered my illusion that one day he and I would be together and then I was like, "Oh, his wife is normal person hot? I ain't mad at it." But it wasn't true. I am still mad. But mazel tov to them and all that jazz.