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Excellent GIF usage

Well this is Mama Cricket's doing, not mine but still good.

I couldn't stop watching if and only because I refused to stop until they got that shit out of his nose!

Sadly I have had to take a page out of Olivia Pope's book one too many times thanks to the stupidity of others.

Wait, pause, she's being considered for GoT!?!?

Thank you for saying this. I'm an avid reader of Extra Petite as well, and you said it better than I could.

Pretty sure if somebody touched my belly without my permission I would threaten to crush their hand with my enormous thighs and then laugh it off and blame it on hormones.

May or may not have screamed at the last guy who commanded that I smile.

Eh I'm more worried about him seeing me with all my skin care products on. Whenever I use my acne medication it looks like I have white polka dots all over my face.

The sad thing is, they probably won't hire new people to do the scut work, they'll just leave it to their entry level employees who they probably don't pay enough as is.

that Legolas GIF is everything.

Yeah New York is fine for my 20's/single life, but once theres a Mr. Cricket and potential little Crickets, I'm out.

Ok as somebody who wants to work in the entertainment industry, seeing stuff like this just solidifies my decision to break into the industry and whip these bastards into shape.

Always Peeta over the lesser Hemsworth.

This is the greatest troll-related gif ever.

In my experience I feel like most feminists don't care who does or does not wear makeup (correct me if I'm wrong). Most of the crap I've gotten is from men who think that makeup is either false advertising or evil and patriarchal.

San Francisco in particular is about the same, but there are a lot of people out there who like to pretend that it is some sort of holy land and that New York is awful and overpriced when in reality they are both awful and overpriced.

Ok as somebody who was raised in the Bay Area and currently lives in New York, and who is constantly asked "why in the world would you leave the Bay Area? New York is soooooo expensive blah blah blah," I am immensely content with this.

I'm honestly willing to argue that Trader Joe's is single handedly responsible for this.