As an educated and currently underemployed person, I would consider it. Except I have this weird thing where I love babies but I hate small children.

If I recall the E True Hollywood Story esque thing I was watching a while back, she still got death threats and all kinds of racist crap. It just came by snail mail.

You may not be too far off with that hypothesis.

come on now, we should take boob size into account as well.

OH GOD MY EYES

On a different note, Sassy Sam Winchester is everything.

Age: 19

You good sir/madam are the most rational person on the internet today.

Yes please! More of this and less on Ariel Castro!

THIS.

I cannot tell you how many times I have been on the receiving end of that statement. It's basically code for "you don't fit into my idea of what being Black is so I am going to try and put you in my limited worldview anyways lol"

Your struggle. I know it.

Anybody know the best way to meet a suitable man to date in New York? I feel this should be easy answer but I've been here for quite a bit and I got bupkis in terms of suitors....unless you count the dirty old men with no teeth. Can has suggestions Jezzies?

Yeah...if wearing my MAC Ruby Woo lipstick means I'm not a feminist, then call me Phyllis Schlafly

Are you kidding? Most newborns look like lizards.

THANK YOU.

The "real" West Indians use the short a. All the Americans in the family use the long a.

Yay for ridiculously British West Indian names!

Not that I am actually a fan of 50 Shades but...

I support this. Not only because you're right, but because you used haberdashery.