You joke, but Robin did actually ice skate in the legendary Batman and Robin in order to get back a giant diamond from Mr. Freeze's henchmen, which was a thing that actually happened in the first 15 minutes. Hockey jersey feels right in this context.

Applesauce, bitch!

His dick is famous, duh!

American Horror Story: Schadenfreude

"I'm gonna live forever!"

FFXII has one of my favorite exchanges in the entire series that comes towards the end; in general this game does dialogue exceptionally well, but this particular bit I've had memorized since 2006:

Fun tidbit, Basch was originally supposed to be the lead in the initial drafts. Also, I'm pretty sure the sound files were heavily compressed in the original release just because of how massive the game was for a PS2 disc.

To make it tolerable you'll need Hashish.

Followed by impotency.

Oh, Crime and Punishment: Monopoly Edition! I lost my Raskolnikov token when he suddenly started having pangs of conscience and refused to leave jail.

____ and _____.

In my house we call it Prom Night.

Ike Perlmutter smiles somewhere…

Killgrave was the best, with Cottonmouth second and Kingpin third. Have no plans on watching Iron Fist so no clue there.

I'd personally give it to Zemo from Civil War, too.

You buyin' boobs?

"I like my woman like I like my coffee; ya'll know how!"

"I'm gonna write me a short story"
WHAT
"A long story"
WHAT
"Some purple prose"
WHAT
"Some sonnets"
WHAT
"Wear some bonnets"
WHAT
"AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CUZ JANE SAID SO"

"PARTY ON, DUDES!" -Abe Lincoln

We can't all be Ryan Seacrest.