Great, there goes Breitbart.

That's So Rusev

Upvote for deep-cut reference.

That club consists of only one man: Ken Shamrock.

I, too, speak Asian.

Let them talk, so long as we manage to wreck their shit in the long run, which… who knows if that'll happen, I just want to remain hopeful about it.

Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom

It's OK, I like that one LeAnn Rimes song. I don't know the name… bah, you know the one.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ass-Ka-Slam

…But they released them anyway.

*Harry Potter jingle*

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Better not be in 'Murica with a name like that!

Well, that's wrestling in the modern WWE for you.

Space herpes?

I feel like I've barely finished most of the games I've bought this year, which is both unfortunate and an expected inevitability; I've got less time than I used to, but also my desire to stick to my guns and finish them has lapsed somewhat, and I'm trying to find that drive to finish my huge, HUGE backlog. With all…

I didn't want to laugh at this, but it happened anyway.

While chucking blood diamonds at her child slaves.

Well, if you insist.

Arranged, that can be.

False facts, or true lies? You decide!