Guantana-NOOOOOO!!!

On the plus side, that a-hole Dunston is dead, too.

Oh. That's much worse.

Even sweet Aunt Petunia!?

In Milo and Otis's case, that was true before it released. Several times over.

I'mma go lie down for a while.

Back in my day my Dad just threw money on the ground as me and my sister fought to claim it. Ahh, youth…

Edgar Ramirez also recently killed the character of Bodhi from Point Break.

Oddly enough, Simon Says is the original working title before it became Die Hard 3.

Don Francisco is smiling down from heaven.

Now it's like having sex in Demolition Man.

SIMON SAYS YOU'RE A BITCH!

Well, he's got the chops, meathead looks be damned.

*Walks on grate loudly while buying ticket*

Well, you'd know.

Well, people kept asking for the Peter Griffin, what do you expect?

Morton Downey Jr., on the other hand… was an old asshole and I'm glad he's gone. Sorry, kinda got off-topic.

The classic "Valley of Penises" ending?

Well, there'll most likely be some ball shots so it seems right up his alley.

LIAR WHORE LIAR WHORE AND YOU KNOW IT!