WHY DID YOU SOMETHING THAT NAME!?

Oh, they didn't.

…Will be?

Nah, she's Sherlock Holmes's friend I think.

Ghosts of the plains, the way I hears it told! *spits into bucket*

I hope he drinks J&B and eats well-done NY strip steaks.

He pounds one hand on the counter. Anyway, don't bring it up, he's force-sensitive about it.

Only implode.

Uhhh, canceraids?

I've heard nice dicks finish last, which I guess is a plus in most scenarios.

Never shit where you eat.

But I don't wanna play the crying game!

Once you start, you might as well just hit everyone in your way. Dennis Hopper would want you to.

Basic respect and courtesy? Even George W. Bush was capable of that.

His balls don't like you either!

Get enough racists and dumbfucks together and you can spew whatever bullshit you want, consequence free!

It doesn't like you.

I bet your dick always tips at least 20%, that seems respectful!

Chris Farley just can't win.

The reason Doom has that issue is because it was a digital purchase, and hadn't actually fully downloaded yet. It lets you play the first two levels with limited sound and barely any voices once it's DL'd the bare minimum, but it won't let you play the rest of the game until it finishes downloading completely.