I read everything you just wrote, and have concluded that you made all of that up as there is no way those are real people.

It’s incredible to me how many people feel so privileged to ruin other peoples’ night over a piece of paper that won’t matter in 5 years. When my bff got married we took shrooms and listened to Depeche Mode and Type O Negative at my house.

I’m looking forward to the truly awful pizza produced by his next venture “Stepfather Johnathan’s.”

Well, to be fair, host of a U.S. gossip t.v. show is a position of substantial responsibility and international significance.

For me, a perfect ladies night scenario: A LOT of women show up, get big discounts. A dude walks in and every women banshee-shrieks him back out the door. Someone turns up the music and we get rid of our bras and pants and tear up the dance floor til 3 A.M.

My old lady cat Saoirse has gotten this cut a couple of times, more because it’s hard for her at her advanced age to clean herself and she ends up with dandruff under all her fluff. I think it’s adorable and weird looking, especially the lion tail. The only downside is that Saoirse’s kind of bony because she’s an old…

yes, frequently for the same fucking job.

Hey Guys - are you getting tired of that same old White Male Privilege(tm)? Do you yearn for the sweet, sweet feeling of oppression? Why should women have all the fun? Become an MRA.

I am disturbed by the fact that you, a cat, have learned to use Kinja.

I disagree. There’s an implied wink and nudge that goes along with “a gentleman never tells.”

Has Ja Rule made a statement about this recent development?  I want to hear what Ja Rule has to say.

This commercial for Sandals is awfully dramatic.

Two golden opportunities here and they go with just her name. I’m so disappointed.

Dear American liberals and Democrats:

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

You mean when Newt Gingrich was impeaching Clinton while cheating on his cancer ridden wife?

Was there a post about the power of 3 being broken? I may have missed it

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.