For those wondering, Crew is short for Crewstopher.

Nicki in front of the Kmart wall and Cardi in front of Nissan, the shade.

Isn’t she the one who got, like, double catfished? There was a basketball player and her mom was letting her fly out of state to see a boyfriend even though she was a teen? It was on Dateline or something, and it was NUTS.

Jimmy Bennett is reportedly filing a sexual assault allegation against Asia Argent

She should have taken out his plastic surgeon instead. 

“You make my peepee go Da Doing Doing Doing.”

Thanks everyone for your London suggestions — I had an amazing time on my first solo vacation! There were lonely moments, but mostly I loved the freedom to explore/relax/do whatever the heck I wanted at any given moment. I probably spent a little too much money but I work insanely hard and it was nice to enjoy the…

You know what I love? DUPLEX cookies (which I can only find in store brands). The ones with a vanilla side and a chocolate side. I think it’s because they’re super sugary, but I don’t care, they’re delicious.

I remember the first time I heard Baby One More Time; I was sitting in the back of my Driver’s Ed car, and at first I thought it was a new Robyn song. It has the same up and down beat as Do You Know What It Takes (which can be attributed to late 90s pop god producer Max Martin)

Got a shitload to do this weekend.

Hi Jezzies! I’ve missed you the past few weeks. Had some family issues (we’re all fine) and was pretty down about my high school closing. But things are all settling back to normal now.

I’ve been in my new house for a week now and living alone is the fucking best. I don’t think I’ve closed the bathroom door once. And I baked a huge wedding dessert order in my own kitchen when I damn well felt like it (no more scheduling kitchen time).

Less than half his age?

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

I fucking hate this idea of “we can change the world with love.” No, we can’t. Love doesn’t work on Donald Trump. By Kanye’s logic, we could have stopped the Holocaust by sending Hitler flowers. We could have stopped slavery by getting slaves to hug their masters.

Julia Roberts radiates “get the fuck away from me” vibes, which is an aesthetic I actually deeply admire.

This checks out, I’m a big fan of iced tea.

After opening this box of diapers and finding this card really made me think. And the protesters calling me a murderer while I was walking in and out of Planned Parenthood kind of had a point, even though I was only there for my annual papsmear. The pictures of aborted fetuses, even though they’re more likely photos…

Hamilton I was hoping you were going to talk to the 20 and 30 year old Deadheads on meth and who, for whatever reason, have dogs and hang out and sleep near Frenchman Street.

Tuchman: So you don’t have any proof of that?