“all it takes now is one woman to say something and you’re fired!”
My wife and I still ask each other “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done, or done-done?”
This is the part where you say something crazy like “I make candy corn sandwiches using Necco wafers as bread”
Would’ve been better if the ghost had been singing “I wanna be an airborne ranger”
1) omg yessssss! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.
My fetus has a heartbeat and I haven’t puked since Monday!
When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds…
Are you suggesting the “American girl marries European royal” isn’t fresh?
Girl is good, but there’s only one group from this season I would lay down cash to see perform in Vegas.
As a musical lover, a counter point argument:
I’m already excited for the chorus boy who gets a moment to shine as Glenn Coco.
“Thank you.” “That was not a compliment.” “I didn’t take it as a compliment.” *death stares*
Bless the person who diligently watches the “likes” column on Ted Cruz’s twitter 24/7