lastdancewithmj
lastdancewithmj
lastdancewithmj

I didn’t get the Eugene’s plan worked offscreen. I though all the walkers had just entered the building, and had taken over the first level, like that one lieutenant said.

Did they give us an update on whether or not he is able to enjoy steak again? I’ve been so worried about that.

Excellent pic choice.

“all it takes now is one woman to say something and you’re fired!”

My wife and I still ask each other “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done, or done-done?”

This is the part where you say something crazy like “I make candy corn sandwiches using Necco wafers as bread”

*to the tune of “Be Our Guest”*

GOD DAMMIT, FRANKEN.

That’s a lot of look.

Show of hands - anybody else cringe and eye-roll through “inspirational speeches” in tv and movies?

Would’ve been better if the ghost had been singing “I wanna be an airborne ranger”

1) omg yessssss! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

My fetus has a heartbeat and I haven’t puked since Monday!

When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds

Are you suggesting the “American girl marries European royal” isn’t fresh?

on my road trip this weekend i was listening to return of saturn and then just thinking about how sad i am about 2017 gwen.

Now playing

Girl is good, but there’s only one group from this season I would lay down cash to see perform in Vegas.

I’m already excited for the chorus boy who gets a moment to shine as Glenn Coco.