“Thank you.” “That was not a compliment.” “I didn’t take it as a compliment.” *death stares*

Bless the person who diligently watches the “likes” column on Ted Cruz’s twitter 24/7

Me re: Alec Baldwin

Sometime in the future when Osteen is dead he’ll be standinat the pearly gates and St. Peter is on the other side going:

Speaking as a person, I think Joel Osteen is a rubbish person. Speaking as a Christian, I think Joel Osteen is an absolute garbage monster who is the one of the worst kind of Christians — the hypocrite.

Okay, so I’ve been mainlining Harry Potter all day, and here’s something that’s been on my mind ever since I first read the books. I know that Voldemort is evil, and there’s no real excuse for what he did. But does anyone think that perhaps he is the way he is because he was born out of a love potion? Like, since…

Oh my word, just first want to say I’m sorry you’ve having such a rough time! And all of those issues are things even a “normie” (using your word) would have extreme stress about, I can’t imagine having them on top of dealing with anxiety and depression as well.

1. New York Pizza

Hail Anastasia, full of grace, the pigment is with thee. Blessed art thou among MUAs, and blessed is the fruit of thy US-based factories, Modern Renaissance.

remember when ben carson removed brain surgeon from consideration as a basis for intelligence?

As our beloved Paula Abdul once sang: “opposites attract.” I love you with all my heart, Mr. Finger, but I had opposite reactions to the first two news items. I was enraged on behalf of Vivienne and Shiloh to discover that the Target didn’t have hot dogs. How well I remember the days when I would go to K-Mart only to…

Dead Head here. You know our laid back dance style ;)

My vote is for “Loving Highway” after Mildred and Richard Loving of “Loving v. Virginia” fame. Also “loving highway” has a sort of poetical justice in replacing “that old asshole racist highway.”

What’s everyone’s criteria for disowning/severing ties with the Trump voters/supporters in your life?

I imagine women would sooner date the bug in the Edgar suit from Men in Black than this guy. What a piece of shit.

Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.

I do, but I have relatively small boobs so I just wear a ‘sleep bra’ or bralette... they’re so comfortable. I just need something to keep my boobs a tiny bit contained and extra fabric so I’m not nipping

A bra is the very last thing I put on before leaving my house (well, the bra and then the shirt) and it’s always the first thing I take off when I walk in to the house.

Ever grow a human being inside you?