Compare these two competitors and the way they act post-match to that guy who got up and screamed like a maniac into the other guy’s face.

Swing and a miss, dude.

Your guarantee isn't worth the time it took you to write out. You should be sent to the greys, trash. 

Man, you’re so smart, of course not one person out of all the people experiencing this issue have tried to fix it with simple remedies. Or have tried cleaning it after taking it apart.  They’ve all just sat around and complained without researching the problem.

So like many Nintendo problems before it can be solved by blowing on it?

Congratulations on being completely fucking clueless about the rest of the world outside of your tiny little circle of jerks

congrats! that’s not the case for the vast majority of people.

My dad works at Nintendo too.

*nod nod* Late stage capitalism is strangling everything. You just can’t grow forever. It isn’t possible.

Relative to profits, wages have been stagnant for about four decades. An anecdote about wages of a few individuals doesn’t change that.

Arctic is burning. Amazon is being cut down at an incredible rate. Hurricanes are dropping more water as the climate changes. Unplanned Medical services can financial cripple a large chunk of Americans. Wages haven’t gone up in years. And I got an headache.

Course: 20 Seconds: Mario learns to fly

Course ID: XY9 - WB2 - FGG

Name: Short Skelly Stealth - Kotaku
Course ID: WWQ-BS7-QJG

Y2T-XTS-01G

In an attempt to not spend years waiting, you spent years waiting.

Echoes, the low key best FE on 3ds. I loved that game. 

‘My co-queer buds’ just seemed awkward.

So we started off on Beiber, then to AVClub editors, a bunch of other stuff, before eventually “TRUMP WILL SERIOUSLY BE RE-ELECTED!”

I was going to say the same thing. Its not clear that you are suppose to stick to the right.