It's a Steve Irwin parody character!

Nintendo U-Force: control the game with your hands but in a much less efficient way than using your hands to hold a controller

Probably could be shorter, now seeing the others, but I’m long winded even in level design :) 

JH9-T2Y-TFF

It is hot af in Portland, ME, where I’m staying the weekend, so after a long day out, I stayed in and made “Kotaku Summer Scorcher”: 4GT-GX3-8SF. Hope it doesn’t suck!

I half expected the guy on the left to get swallowed up by the veil as if this were the climax of Akira.

I wish trans representation in media, esp. videogames, were stronger, because then characters like this could exist without having to represent the entire community of people. Because, news flash, there *have* been trans people who have not revealed their trans status to sex partners, for whatever reason.

Sounds like it perfectly captures the spirit of the holiday shopping season!

I kept waiting for the light to turn green

I find it interesting how many commenters equate level-headed criticism (whether or not you agree with it) with aggression.

I harshly judged a woman who walked out of a screening of <i>The Lobster</i> when a dog is found murdered. John C. Reilley’s hand in a toaster: fine. Ashley Jensen screaming in pain on the pavement after a failed suicide attempt, NBD. But the dog did her in. (Also, the dog was actually a human who had been turned into…

Charles Stross explored similar ideas in the novel Rule 34. A great read if you’re into near-future sci-fi featuring the police investigating death by enema-fetish bot.

Why do you keep hyphenating “Clinton”?

My favorite non-dinosaur part of the movie. Laura Dern is a special effect all by herself.

The two best parts of SMB3 combine into my favorite, clearly named track. Airship + Fortress = Airship Fortress in MKDS

What’s the deal with Cadet Kelly?! Hilary implodes like a dying star whenever she says the name.

Do the Mario!

Do the Mario!

Fucking trailer makes it look like a fucking awful Luc fucking Besson movie

Chris Evans or GTFO