I once had a boyfriend who said to me, “I’m not capable of empathy.”

The best thing I can say about this book is that no one will ever think Truman Capote wrote it.

Thank you for posting that article. I'd never heard of this site before, and now I can't look away, in a motor vehicle accident sort of way, even more so because the site was co-founded by the guy who played Deputy Kevin on True Blood.

For anyone trying to achieve immortality on a budget, I just found a blog that reviews dozens of store-brand Dr. Peppers. There are almost 100 entries!

If Dr. Pepper is carbonated elixir straight from the fountain of youth, what does that make Dr. Thunder?

Yes I bet he loves choreplay.

Header image kinda turns me on.

Would it be more or less creepy if he had actually thought of more than three messages over the course of a year? It seems like he cycles through "Will you marry me," "I love you," and "make the happiest man in the world" over and over again. This marriage is going to be as boring as his wardrobe.

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What is Terrence Howard on?

I just watched Barbarella for the first time on Monday. It is wonderful. I wish I was enough of a badass to be Barbarella for Halloween.

I still want to know what was going on in the tool-assisted zero-score speedrun when the guy keeps changing Mario's color for half an hour at a time. Some of those Marios were super creepy.

The Mario with No Face is the stuff of nightmares.

I only know Dakota Johnson as Miss Golden Globe 2006 and Golden Globe presenter 2015.

"I'd love it if you stuck your Willy Wonka between my Oompa Loompas."

My most recent ex-boyfriend and I met on OKC and decided after a month to delete our profiles. I deleted mine.

"Its a hard lonely world and I tired of talking to the cat board out of my mind."

Is Smee wearing fake arms? Those cannot be that man's real arms.

I'm screwed.

Rosacea and a birthmark?