Real talk: I hope that’s where I am at that age. After an extraordinarily lusty, slutty, and adventurous 20's and 30's, I am now 40, a married woman, a new mom, and so exhausted I could cry. Don’t get me wrong—the quality is there, but the quantity is not. I am constantly too stressed and tired. So I plan to raise…

I keep reading all of the product descriptions, figuring it has GOT to be a joke. It’s not, right? This is real life? Humans are the worst.

Soooo, they’re wipes? Flushable wipes?

Petition to give Eli Gold his own spinoff. And not just because I’m currently fanfic-ing a Good Wife/SVU crossover between Eli and Barba.

I would LOVE an Eli spin-off and his daughter, Marissa, needs to be the second lead. Also, Jackie needs to show up here and there just to piss him off. Eli flummoxed by Jackie is always hilarious.

I could watch 44 minutes of him sputtering indignantly.

This show is ‘Eli Gold’. That’s it. I vote for a spin off.

It’s an accurate representation of the actual temperature on much of the Simon Fraser (Burnaby) campus, though.

It’s Canada. 5C is T-shirt weather.

I can’t believe they are actively advocating for working in these conditions. Save energy! Freeze! Be miserable! YAY.

just gets high all day, and he is a man in his 40s. so yeah pretty pathetic

Who ARE you? That is BEST way to live when you’re 40 and can afford to do it. I have no love for weed but the rest of it sounds good.

Please. Woman here who is proud to work in the comic industry. Take you snobbery and go read a graphic novel because you’re severely misinformed about who should be reading comics, and at what age you should stop. Here’s a hint, it’s the same age you should give up on reading. Perhaps you’ve already done that and…

It was his wife’s idea, Smith just agreed to it.

which is a terrible way to live when you are in your 40s

When he did that DC special for Dawn of Justice and Suicide Squad, DC gifted him Harley Quinn’s baseball bat from the film.

I’m not a superhero fan so, it gets worse. I was thinking like Harlequin romances.

yep, I’m pretty sure just being Kevin Smith’s daughter she would have realized men suck. i mean besides the way women are treated in his films, Kevin is the saddest excuse for a man ever, he basically spend the last 10 years smoking weed and watching movies and reading comic books*

Bad Dad, BAD DAD!