I’m not sure but it reminds me a little of disordered eating behavior? Trying to draw out the experience so it lasted longer/filled you up. And this: “I forgot I was eating candy”.

Hot take: missionary is great. People say “Awww, so vanilla, maaaaaan!” Seriously? Have you ever had really good vanilla ice cream? With, like real vanilla bean? It’s goddamn delicious. Much like missionary.

“Recently I was on some site that steals stuff from Reddit and repackages it for clicks, when I started reading the comments”

the poster child for ‘choose your battles’

Hey! How are you? I feel like we hardly ever see you anymore.

She is beautiful. She has style too but I’m guessing she’s killed her modeling career with this Jacobs obsession.

Have you seen her tho? She is gorgeous! Read the Vice interview with her...she’s something else.

Marc Jacobs made a top model out of Kendall Jenner. Her modeling debut was at the Marc Jacobs show. Jacobs is a behind the scene puppet master. He controls Kanye West and Miley Cyrus as well. Read the truth about him and Kendall here.

Ding-ding! According to my mom, who grew up with her, she is a stone cold b****, has been a major cokehead since forever, and is mean to her parents (who are lovely people, according to my grandma). So I’m not going to take any health or lifestyle advice from her. That said, my mom shares her attitude toward ‘healthy…

“I’m sensing that you need to STFU.”

You seem like you are a lot of fun

Generally, I’d say that’s true, but WHERE in Europe matters *so* much. From what I’ve seen, I’d say Scandinavians smoke less than Americans, Brits a bit more, French a lot more, Italians a LOT more, and anywhere in eastern Europe means coughing up a lung by age 25. (These are crass stereotypes so take with many grains…

You met this person in the US? There is lots of new information coming out about why the high protein, low fat, carbs-from -grains diet does not work, and it explains a lot about US obesity rates. The general idea that fat causes obesity and heart disease is being proven wrong and carbohydrates that trigger an insulin…

Chrissy Teigen is only a supermodel on Jezebel.

Are we sure her waist isn’t 35 inches or less anyways? I googled and sources say less than. I don’t know how accurate that is, but point being that being plus-size in the fashion world does not necessarily place one’s waist line above Dr. Oz’s magic number.

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.

She had the presence that you couldn’t look away from. Not glamour, but captivatingly cute (and often, gorgeous)

Haha that occurred to me as well. International first class (and even business class) typically would have entirely separate seats and fixed armrests.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY. Haha. WELL THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, SUCKERS. A few seemingly UNRELATED stories: a girl in a tiara bites plane passenger. Homeless man bites people in Washington square park on St Patrick’s Day while wearing a diamond crown. Disgraced former scientist turned away from pentagon while…

Engman began to raise and lower the adjustable armrest into the woman’s leg