Jr doesnt have the charisma.  Assuming Trump loses in 2020....all the billionaires flooding his properties with cash will abandon him.  Trump is low class to them.  They could never stand him before.  They think he is boorish.  Trump loses.  NBC wont have him back on.  Fox might give him a pundit job, but Trump is…

I'd hope if he got something in exchange - maybe not money, but kiddie porn, other victims, even a cup of coffee - that would make it fall under various trafficking laws.  Honestly, I don't care why he's in prison, I just want him in prison. 

Agreed.

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Someone should inform him that his poll numbers would skyrocket if he donated one of his livers.

what you have now, so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius

Ok John, fine, he’s an ephebophile. Is that better? Do you feel better now that the mean ladies called the man a slightly more accurate (but still fucking odious don’t get me wrong) word? I know the terms are important to you.

We all like to look back and think I wouldn’t have been dumb enough to do that at 15, but considering how underforned our brains are, it's amazing how any of us made it to adulthood.  Add to that grief from a father dying, it would be incredibly easy to take advantage of a young girl. 

You guys listen... I could of easily been one of these teenagers and taken advantage of by a rich dude. I know we want to think teens have common sense, but I definitely didn’t.

The mayor of DC is Muriel Bowser. She’s a woman, you stupid fucking troll.

This gives new meaning to Epstein-Barr syndrome!

He already passed a rigorous mental health test that proved he knows what day it is, how to tell time on an old fashion clock, and successfully named a picture of a cat, a horse, and an ugly dog thing.

Oh, I like the cut of your jib. Sadly, D.C. is on an estuary, and not at all far from the Atlantic Ocean. If it got away, it could easily kill a migrating whale or sea turtle.

What an Independence Day it will be if that thing goes down and decapitates Trump.

As much as I feel bad for commuters and taxpayers who will shoulder the costs, I will laugh my ass off if a tank fell into the Potomac while in a split screen with Ol’ Donnie talking up the military.

If Trump refused to debate the democratic nominee in the general election; which he might, then we must immediately play by alt right rules and pass around the rumor that Trump has dementia.

Kinda like how the Nazis were all “what are you talking about these ‘camps’ for? There are no camps.”

Here’s hoping Trump doesn’t try to light a firework out of the palm of his hand.

He is such a sad, impotent little troll.

I had these when they were called Candie’s and they hurt a lot.