You look (like) Divine, Ivana!

Ivana... my dear. I was going to hold the tongue, but you wanted to enter the public discourse so let’s talk publicly.

There’s a part of me that hopes Barron turns out to be gay, but then I see he has inherited the sociopathic expressions of the rest of his family and think, “God no, the last thing the community needs is another Patrick Bateman.”

With the crazy shit he’s been spouting lately, I’m hoping it’s a sign of an aneurysm getting ready to burst.

Fuck Trump and everyone who voted for him; reason #639,584 I hope he just falls over and dies.

Barack got one. That is the reason why? He is obsessed with Barack and anything he accomplished or received because in his warped mind he didn’t earn it and damn sure shouldn’t have gotten it instead of him. That is the main reason he ran because Barack made fun of his ass. The man has never accomplished a single…

“Never make fun of someone who mispronounces a word. It means they read it in a book.”

One op-ed writer pointed out that he's had brief moments of good behavior in the past when he shook up his staff, and a newcomer obviously told him how much trouble he's in. It happened recently with his new campaign manager, but the outcome is always the same: asshole resumes being himself, newcomer falls into line…

I looked up her license in Texas. She’s registered to some store front clinic. Her current/2019 license says “number of years practicing in Texas: 0". “Hospitals Affiliated with: 0". She registers as primarily practice as pediatrician and e/r as secondary. The license confirms she went to Med School in Nigeria.

It wasn’t hard to believe a baseball owner invited him. Not like the players or coaches would have a say.

You need to watch Trump roll this historical stream of consciousness. It has all the verve and dramatic flair of a toddler proudly pointing out his first turd correctly dropped in a grown up toilet.

Doesn’t make you a bad person, it just means you have no taste. Those are literally the ugliest shoes on the planet.

Bipolar disorder doesn’t make people act like this, being a virulent narcissist does. At his core, he is a deeply shitty person. He never gave a shit about his mother because he refused to do the one thing his mother wanted him to do, which was educate himself. This is all on him, and as I said before, this is…

And, Columbus didn’t step foot in North America. The first Europeans that made it to North America were vikings, who went from Iceland to Greenland to the Canadian maritimes.

Let’s be honest, she didn’t buy those because she has no idea what Goya is.  Someone bought those for her.  Second, she hasn’t eaten a Goya product ever in her life.  Everyday I wake up and ask can it get any worse and the answer is yes.   

I think we need to start calling privileged white bitches Ivankas, instead of Karens or Beckys. 

Melania found a new job!

I vote guillotine for treason but I want a dull blade. It should took a few tries.

Yeah. I mean, besides:

I would accept death by guillotine or that thing where’s he’s cut open, strung up, then tossed out the window so his guts fly out of his body as he gets to the end of a rope.