Peacocks are at least visually appealing, and most likely, marginally more intelligent.

Or of a demented, white trash horror movie.

Say what you will about Chicago (and there is much to say, much of it bad) this town has three things going for it. 1) We would never put Ketchup on a hot dog as a matter of fucking course (I’m looking at you, street vendor in CO, I’m looking at you) because Mustard! 2) Students at UIC (one of the most diverse student…

I’m really fucking sick of that “for the party that preaches tolerance...” nonsense. Someone else can probably explain it better than me, but it’s like just because the left preaches tolerance, does not mean tolerance for racism, migrant kids in camps, and general assholery of this fucking administration aka what Eric…

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Donald Trump and library... That's an oxymoron... 

I honestly think she’s a Russian spy. Her father - now an American citizen while brown children sit in cages on the border - was a high mucky-muck in Slovenia when it was under Soviet control, and she was the only one who went with #TRE45ON to meet with Putin when they were all in Buenos Aires.

Kick him in the mushroom cap for me, will you?

I say we drop John Bolton off in the middle of the Caspian Sea with a rifle, map, and full canteen and tell that old bitch to get to work, he wants to play war so fucking bad. 

I have a sneaking hunch that the letter’s origin was from inside the White House, pure fiction and he didn’t want anyone to expose the ruse. He should just file it away in the stacks of file folders that “prove” that he signed over control of Trumpco to his idiot offspring.

The Dunning-Kruger is strong in this one. And you shouldn’t feel sorry. Whoever genuinely believes this guy is a good president and has their interests in mind is delusional low-educated trash. The world is overpopulated anyway, too bad we can’t just cull the Trumpists. They seem like the perfect crowd that really…

It’s the pressure. It keeps mounting. The GOP isn’t helping him at all. Nothing is being passed. Nothing is being done. He has had nothing he can even pretend to call a win for six months. Nobody’s believing his bullshit any more, and he’s starting to realize it.

Right? I just don't believe it. Nothing is going to happen, people will never tell the truth. This our world now. 

I’m calling this right now: Shiny Object Play!

Ugh they’ve probably put this off long enough to give her time to train herself to lie or bluster effectively.

If there were a Project Veritas of the left, they would send people to approach Trump campaign apparatchiks with offers of plausible proof of wrongdoing by their opponents and have them meet with increasingly highly ranked members of the campaign. Imagine a video of someone posing as an Albanian sheep farmer with a…

Yeah, here’s hoping she loses badly in 2020 when she’s up for reelection.

All true.

What’s left of his lasagna brain said: Ooh! Race car! NASCAR love me!

Not my first choice, but a sock puppet is better than what we’re stuck with now.