Good god, Professor Thom’s is also a Patriots bar in addition to being a Michigan bar, the most insufferable fans in NYC? I guess it makes sense, most of those UM grads there are from the East Coast and didn’t get into their top choice colleges so they become extra obnoxious about having gone to UM. I avoided that…

What an asshole.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

This argument will end in a few years when we elect President Camacho.

Yep. This is actually why I don’t like the, “she comes first” school of sex. I know a lot of men who have this as their motto mean well, but to me it always just ends up feeling like my orgasm is a hurdle to jump over so that we can get to the “real thing,” which is always his orgasm. No thanks. I’ll come when I come.

I had refused to watch it for years (I didn’t have HBO and just never had a chance watch it) because the endless exhortations of friends, co-workers, and family along the lines of, “You don’t watch GoT!?! Oh my god, it’s so amazing. I can’t believe you don’t watch it. You’d love it. It’s so awesome! How can you not…

I’d say this guy has been through some shit, so I’ll give him a pass.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

whats wrong with Sam Summer! Sam has great seasonals. And yes we won! 22-9

You know Lisa Simpson isn’t real, right? Unlike Michelle Obama and Selina Meyer.

I got something to say
I killed your baby today
And it doesn’t matter much to me
As long as it’s dead.......?

If it helps, new headline:

true! well said. i can’t be mad at this one...or a few of these, actually.

What’s it like to become conscious, Juicero?

I’ve found that a lot of the Berniecrats in my home state are more than willing to show up at a meeting and yell at everyone, but are nowhere to be found when it comes time to knock doors or make phone calls. “Oh well I contributed money!” Thanks for your $5 and the two packages of pens it purchased.

Well there has been (Perez and Ellison both have prushed for it and hard) but a lot of people are still angry and won’t get over themselves. Biggest issues I’ve seen:

You can not, because “-eaux” is the plural ending. If you are of the male persuasion, the singular would be “Jezebeau.” Which is perfectly acceptable.

Ha! Lovely story - I am going to turn it into a romcom in my head, if you don’t mind, and I’ve initially paired you up with the handsomest, most successful of the brothers. But, plot twist, turns out he’s a bit of a douche, and you deserve so much more. In rides the ever so slightly less attractive (but still very…