SHUT UP NERD

I wish restaurants were forced to put the scoville unit for each of their foods that are considered spicy - like calories in NY. I’m done with this bullshit of choosing ‘3 peppers’ spicy at an Indian place and only getting a flaccid little tickle on my tongue, only to do the same at the Thai place down the street and…

Don’t you love it when a restaurant says their food is spicy and mean it? I always feel like I’ve struck gold when that happens.

Today’s Headline:

*shrug* Sounds like Michigan.

freedom of speech sometimes comes with consequences, my good bitch.

Don’t forget that when the city of Detroit started shutting the water off of it’s most desperate and vulnerable citizens The Joe Louis arena owed something like $80,000 dollars in water bills and its service was never interrupted.  

One of the more bullshit narratives when Rock Snyder first ran for governor in 2010 was that as a non career politician and independently wealthy man he wouldn’t be influenced by the state’s rich and powerful special interests..................sound familiar?

DeVos’s scheme will actually net your kid more voucher money for signing up other kids for private school than you receive for signing up yourself.

Also makes the next generation of Amway sellers!

My dad threw an actual party the day Reagan died. I remember him calling me, already half-drunk, and screaming joyously “He’s dead! He’s fuckin’ dead! Come over!” When I arrived, he had a mini-keg tapped and his bush hat on.

Which makes UM fans the biggest fucking hypocrites in the entire sports world...........BECAUSE THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEM WANTED HIM BENCHED IN FAVOR OF DREW HENSON!

Good on her for being a good fan.

I don’t care if Melania doesn’t want to do this shit, but it is up to Trump to assign someone, like Ivanka

That’s for vampirism.

between my Soros checks and my False Rape Allegation money I can’t even open my front door for all the cash I’m swimmin in.

More like Tackie O, amirite?

It’s what we want because of that. I hate saying “If you don’t vote, don’t bitch,” because I’ve been voting and bitching for years, especially in 2008—there were VERY important local issues, but everyone was OBAMA! OBAMA! then looked stupid when half the bus lines were stopped. They knew it was a possibility. They…

This is only tangentially related, but another thing that irks me is that people seem to think that politics is the one arena where everyone’s opinion (and facts, apparently) is equally educated and valuable.

Like, I would expect to be ridiculed if I, an admin assistant and MPP/political science student, argued with,…

Someone was mocking me yesterday for “openly confessing an inability to understand [something].” I went off on him about how, yeah, of course I’m going to openly confess that I don’t understand something. Otherwise I’ll never be able to understand that thing because how the fuck would I understand it if I pretend I…