To make Mythopoetic Stew:

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

She looks like an anthropomorphized bird

Ohio girls make your pee burn hotter than the Cuyahoga River

My mom 100% would’ve left my dad for Mark Grace.

If people “don’t care” about the cab regulations intended to keep them safe, then let’s go full Invisible Hand and repeal all those cab regulations, then see how well Uber does. Same goes with Airbnb and hotel regs.

Sure we need this. I’m sick of this “we’re high-minded” nonsense, which is why we lose elections: because we let their bullshit go unanswered. When they punch you in the stomach you punch them back, in the balls.

“Even a peaceful protest can be dangerous,” he said.

Trump is like:

The fun part about tonight is that Pence has earned praise for being a more normative liar than his running mate. He deflected the real questions with concern-trolling and chest-puffing like a normal conservative instead of turning the subtext into text so that everyone can hear how shitty it is.

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

There is always someone for whom reality holds no sway....

She is a Yooper- also, white and a little out there, shall we say. She has made some excuses for Johnson’s troubling policies that make me really consider just unfollowing her at least until after the election is over and done with.

Best part is that it was on TV.

Glad to see you here Hamilton!

Dammit. Now that’s in my head all day. Hope you are happy.

Is this the real life?

Does Donald Trump even know what words mean? Or is he hiding a parrot in his hair that is actually just putting together words he’s heard throughout the day?

What about someone who makes canoes?