the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

I never drink soda unless it has booze in it. I do not understand how people just consume sugar like that. Coffee, water, tea, or beer

Yeah, I keep seeing a bunch of people speculate on Sansa being pregnant but I’m with you. I don’t believe she is and even if she were, I don’t believe for a red hot second she wouldn’t be drinking moon tea non stop until she was unpregnant.

#teamtang

I don’t like name calling either. But, if you are an undecided voter with the things you are saying, you are either a liar or truly the dumbest person alive. If its the latter, I'm sorry and you may return to playing with your See n Say.

It’s not that weird when you consider that he’s a bitch.

Indeed. There’s a reason people lobbied for “8 for work, 8 for rest, and 8 for what we will”

No YOU get fucked

How would an echo chamber keep me warm? Do sound waves make you warm and cold? Thanks for editing in such apt imagery, I was just a snowflake before, but now I’m a warm snowflake.

Or how about when it propped a senile apocalyptic Hollywood stool pigeon in the White House for eight years and spent the following 25 pretending he was Jesus Christ?

I was a photographer at the Trump rally in KC this past weekend, and without hyperbole, I say that when I sat in that auditorium listening to Trump (inasmuch as one can listen to him...sometimes I’m not sure anyone really does so much as feeds off the vitriol he spews), and observing the audience, I felt distinctly as…

Obligatory #thanksobama.

I feel like there’s a Ndamukong Suh joke here just waiting to be found.

I think Jon Snow dies, Melissandra brings him back. Since he died, he is free of his oath to the Night Watch and free to go help in the north.

I want an alternate version TOO DRUMPF TO FUCK.

And also, the government is not a business and should not be run as such. Consider the implications of the “savings” generated by using a different water source for Flint, Michigan...

• Literally no one is arguing that someone should vote for Clinton based on her uterus alone.

It is awesome! I was a volunteer coordinator in Mississippi for a year after Katrina. We had lots of universities, church groups, etc. swing through but nothing got the job done and lifted spirits like actual professionals in necessary trades. Roofers, electricians, drywallers, painters- all over the country and all…